"Do not read if you are...1. My grumpy sister, Delia. 2. Marcus Meldrew (who is an idiot). 3. Mrs Worthington, who has a moustache (it's tricky not to stare). I'm Tom Gates. When my teachers don't have their beady eyes on me, I like to draw pictures and think of ways to annoy Delia. My teachers think I'm easily distracted and 'lack focus'. Which is a bit harsh, because right now I am very focused on which biscuit I should eat first...mmm?"--Back cover.
